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Wednesday, 3 September 2008

The Plan



The other day Danny came up with a brilliant idea. We're going to dress up in white robes and acquire some white staliions. Then we're going to ride North up the M6 on our trusty steads, having a quick stop off at Gee's house in Warton to sacrifice a newly born goat. Then we shall continue on our quest up to Kentmere. Upon reaching little font we shall go by foot and one by one we shall kneel down in front of Shadowplay and pledge our allegiance to the Gee.

5 comments:

pascal said...

...and the funniest thing is that this is an entirely serious post.

lore said...

i would be happy and honoured if you, dear sir, would find me a role in this futuristic plan.

Chris Doyle said...

lore you can ride alongside the horses on rollerskates

lore said...

can i do it naked?

Fiend said...

It's a nice idea but the goat sacrifice bit might not go down very well...